Yo homies

I suppose it is time I give all y'all a little update or two. So, while I waste more trees than I can count printing a shit-ton of stuff, I'll tell you all what's up.

First things first. I speedily finished book 7 of Harry Potter, losing sleep to do so. I think I have the right to call myself a fan now. I recently took one of those dumb quizzes on Facebook that mean nothing where you are asked questions to find out "What city you should live in" or "What Disney princess you would be". The quiz I took though was to find out what Hogwarts house I would be in, and I got Hufflepuff. At first, I was kind of disappointed because Hufflepuff puts out the most Squibs (wizards that can't do spells), but then I realized that they are the nicest ones and are known for being loyal. I think that fits. Also, Cedric Diggory was in Hufflepuff, but we all know what happened to him. He died and went to Twilight (Allie's joke, can't take credit).

I also finished my former professor Art Novak's book, Doglegs. If you love dogs, you should probably read it. I'll give you all more details later.

All of my single friends are dropping like flies. I personally don't understand why people get married. Maybe some day I will. But right now it seems a little absurd. Anyway, my beautiful and hilarious friend Ansley got married a couple of weeks ago. Her wedding was adorable and definitely fit her personality. Oh, and by the way, I'm determined that she move to Denver and use her talents in this heavenly city. So, if anyone reads this blog who is in a position to hire a witty and talented young copywriter, take a look at her website. And while you're at it, I know another aspiring talent that would do our city some good, Meg Keiffer. And here is her link.

Anyway, so Ansley got married and just to give you an example of her fun personality, she walked down the aisle with her dad to Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" played on acoustic guitar and sung by two dudes. It was great.

As for what is new with me, not much. I'm just plugging away at work. Running mucho mucho. Finishing up some materials for my friend Charity's wedding, which I will post when everything is complete. And beginning wedding invites for another friend who is getting married. See didn't I tell you? Flies. Dropping. Oh, also, my friends Allie, Elliot and I captured a bee and named it after our Creative Director. The bee's full name: Norm Shearer the human. Maybe you don't find that entertaining, but I do.

Oh, one more thing, I've been doing some writing for a wonderful local magazine on modern architecture and design, Modern in Denver. The next issue will be the third one that I have had an article in. It's pretty fun to work on these articles, and I've been learning a good deal more about modern designers, which I think is pretty important. My next educational task I'm going to take on is to do some independent studying on the history of the South. That's right kids, I'ma gonna be wavin' that Confederate flag proudly. No, I won't be doing that. I'll just be reading up on the dirty dirty because the South is full of fascinating heritage, history and folklore.

Peace out brohemes.